This Post is Crazy!
For the past few years I’ve been viewing my webstats (geek in me), phrases and keywords (through Google Analytics) that allows me to see exactly what people type into Google Search that brings them to my Jewelry Secrets Website.
Below is an insane list of some of the most Interesting, Crazy, Funny, Stupid Phrases that you’ll ever see. I can’t believe people actually typed these in!
These are NOT Made up!
These are taken word for word.
Real People did this… Not me!
(So I hope they don’t offend anyone!)
I did enjoy commenting back on these… I couldn’t help myself…
So the Actual Web Searches will be in Bold Black…
My Smart Ass Comment will follow…
Things to say to your Mistress when she is Trippin.
“What’s wrong with CZ’s?”
Why are Mothers so Horrible?
Because you haven’t bought her Jewelry in years!
Earlobe Puss Pocket
Maybe you should have searched Images instead?
What does it mean when your Finger Stinks?
Quit Itching things!
Jeweler’s Loupe makes Eye Ache
That’s the Six Beers talking…
What Size is her Finger?
6. No 5. No wait, 7. Maybe 8?
Your as Bent as a…
Trying on Earrings “Gross”
Good to see I’m not the only one who thinks this!
Baby Toe lies Flat and Squished
As long as you didn’t harm the Toe Ring!
How to Cure Ugly Hands?
How many Moonstones can you get?
How many Moon Trips have you been on?
Why is my Earlobe getting Fat?
Have you seen the Size of your Head?
Get a Ring Size Surprise
Surprise! It doesn’t fit!
What’s my Birthstones?
How many Months were you born in?
Suck my Girdle
I don’t even know you…
I Like You A Lot Gifts
Is this the same as One Night Stand Gifts?
What do I do with my Earlobe that is about to Rip?
Hmm… Chewing Gum?
Wedding Ring Smelly
But Wedding Night Fun
Secret of the Perfect Spit Shine
I wear a Magnetic Bracelet during Full Moons
I wear Garlic!
My Diamond is Crack at the Prong
My Prong is Fix at the Jeweler
Ring Spinning Finger Balls
Is this a SNL Skit?
Do I look better in Yellow Gold or White Gold?
Yellow Gold. Definitely Yellow!
When do Jewelry Stores go on Sale?
Right after Bankruptcy!
Body Aches and Pains all over?
You need a Medic, not a Jeweler!
Men Buying Pantyhose
As long as you don’t Snag them with your Ring
Chocolate Diamonds are so Ugly
Sticks N Stones…
Fun uses for Ultrasonic Cleaners
Well, they do Vibrate…
Can your Birthstone give you Powers?
Finger stuck on finger
I hate it when that happens
How to make out with your Fiancee after break up?
Tell her she can keep the Ring!
Jumping Beans from the 1970’s
Ugliest, Cheapest Engagement Rings
Who are you Marrying???
How do you break up with her without her knowing?
I’m sure someday she’ll realize it…
Single Ugly Ladies
Oh, now I know who gets the Ugliest, Cheapest Engagement Rings…
How to get Stinky off the Watch?
Pull my Finger!
And now for my Second BETTER Edition of Stupid Google Searches!
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