{"id":11061,"date":"2013-12-06T10:07:04","date_gmt":"2013-12-06T15:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=11061"},"modified":"2015-10-06T11:34:14","modified_gmt":"2015-10-06T15:34:14","slug":"satans-ring-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/satans-ring-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"SATAN’S RING FOR SALE"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Satans<\/div>\n

HA HA!<\/h2>\n

\nI normally don’t Post Stuff Like This, but this is Too Good To Be True…<\/p>\n

\nYou can actually OWN Satan’s Ring!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nThat’s Right, Satan’s Ring is Available for Purchase on Craig’s List.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nThe Owner, Quite Frankly, States “Only Worn for a Short Period of Time by Satan Herself<\/strong>” ha, in Other Words, his Ex-Wife! <\/strong><\/p>\n

\nIn Fact, Everything he Wrote is Awesome, and Actually for the Carat Weight (1.50 Carats<\/strong>) it’s Not a Bad Deal. Granted he doesn’t List the Quality of the Stones, like Clarity<\/strong> or Color<\/strong>, but the Ring Looks Great and it’s a Modern Style with Pave-Set Stones<\/strong> down the side.<\/p>\n

\nThe Owner lives in Pocono, PA<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

And the Entire Listing says:<\/h2>\n

\nFor Sale I have a 1.5ct Total Weight Engagement Ring Set in 14K White Gold. The Ring is in Like New Condition, only Worn for a Short Period of Time by Satan<\/strong> Herself. Comes with the Original Box. Very Pretty Ring with a Lower Setting so the Diamonds won’t Snag on Everything. Diamonds along the Sides and in the Channel Setting Show off Light from all Sides. Originally Purchased from Littman’s for a Sum of Money Far Greater than I am Comfortable Admitting.<\/p>\n

Warning:<\/h2>\n

\nRing may be Cursed as it Tends to Leave a Path of Destruction behind it. Possible Events Associated with this Ring include but are not limited to: Damage Sustained to House, Vehicle, Heart, Downed Powerlines, Fallen Trees, and swarms of Locus<\/strong>. I would Highly Recommend taking Action to Counter the Whirlwind of Bad Mojo<\/strong> that Surround this Piece of Jewelry. Should consider having Curse Removed by Voodoo Priest<\/strong> or something before Presenting to Loved one. Other than that a Very Nice Piece of Jewelry.<\/p>\n

\nLooking to Sell this Soon before it Brings any More Bad Luck into my Life and I’d Rather have Cash. If Not Sold by Christmas I Plan to Throw it into the Fires of Mordor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

HA! Check out the item here:<\/h2>\n

\n\"Satans<\/p>\n

Close Ups of the Ring<\/h2>\n

\n\"Satans<\/p>\n

\n\"Satans<\/p>\n

\n\"Buy<\/p>\n

\n\"Own<\/p>\n

See, it’s Actually a Very Beautiful Ring!<\/h2>\n

\nSatan’s Ring Really is for Sale!<\/strong> I Don’t Know How Long this listing will Last, but it’s a Cool Piece and a Good Deal! <\/strong> (With a Great Story<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

\n\"Purchase<\/p>\n

\nIf you Want to Check this Ring out, Ask Questions, or Buy it, go here: Satan’s Ring For Sale On Craig’s List!<\/a><\/p>\n

\nEnjoy! :)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

HA HA! I normally don’t Post Stuff Like This, but this is Too Good To Be True… You can actually OWN Satan’s Ring! That’s Right, Satan’s Ring is Available for Purchase on Craig’s List. The [Read More…]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11066,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fun","category-jewelry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11061"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11061\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}