{"id":11910,"date":"2021-05-17T08:00:04","date_gmt":"2021-05-17T12:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=11910"},"modified":"2021-05-17T10:13:17","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T14:13:17","slug":"funny-ring-engraving-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/funny-ring-engraving-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"FUNNY RING ENGRAVING QUOTES"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Funny<\/div>\n

Prankster?<\/h2>\n

\nComedian?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nJokester?<\/p>\n

\nWant a Little Laughter?<\/strong><\/p>\n

A Little Fun?<\/h2>\n

\nThen don’t be that Boring Blah Person<\/strong> that Engraves the Same Old Quote that Everyone Else Engraves… You know “Love John<\/strong>“, “R & T<\/strong>“, “I Heart You<\/strong>“, “Together Forever<\/strong>“…<\/p>\n

BAH!<\/h2>\n

\nEverybody Has Those!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nI’m Talking Something Different<\/strong>. Something Cute<\/strong>, Funny, Sassy<\/strong>, Witty, Current <\/strong>, Cool and Crazy…<\/p>\n

\nSomething only You and Your Better Half<\/strong> will Appreciate.<\/p>\n

\nAfter all, you are Chained Together<\/strong> for all of Eternity<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

Right?<\/h2>\n

\nSo Loosen up that Tie, Kick off those Heels<\/strong>, it’s time to Make Some Smiles. <\/p>\n

\nSpread Some Joy<\/strong>. Spread some Peanut Butter<\/strong>. Tell your Soulmate that THIS <\/strong>is what to Expect for the Rest of your Life!<\/strong> :)<\/p>\n

So let’s get to it…<\/h2>\n

\nThe Best, Most Fun<\/strong>, Hilarious, Insane Quotes<\/strong>, Plus some MEMES to Make you Happy<\/strong>! Engrave these in your Engagement Ring or Wedding Band and let the Laughter Begin.<\/p>\n

\nEnjoy!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Funny Ring Quotes:<\/h2>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Oh Hell No!<\/strong><\/td>\nDerp!<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Put Me Back On!<\/strong><\/td>\nU Just Got Rick Rolled<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The Better Half<\/strong><\/td>\nSo Close…<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Wait. WHAT?<\/strong><\/td>\nI Regret Nothing<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I Haz A Happee<\/strong><\/td>\nBetter Than Bacon<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No Take Backs<\/strong><\/td>\nHump Day Everyday<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Boobs & Poops<\/strong><\/td>\nHis: Master – Hers: Slave<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Good Luck<\/strong><\/td>\nHot Wifey Award<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
DAFUQ?<\/strong><\/td>\nMine, Mine, All Mine!<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Happy Wife, Happy Life<\/strong><\/td>\nDitto<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Shit Just Got Real<\/strong><\/td>\nHold My Purse<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Wat?<\/strong><\/td>\nHappy Now?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Best I Can Do<\/strong><\/td>\nDo I Have To Wear Pants?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Wassup Haters<\/strong><\/td>\nKiss Me Fool<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I See What You Did There<\/strong><\/td>\nI Call Dibs<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
His: Couch Potato 1 – Hers: Couch Potato 2<\/strong><\/td>\nIs It D Day?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
You Sleep? Or Nah?<\/strong><\/td>\nTrophy Wife<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To Be Continued…<\/strong><\/td>\nRace You To The Shower<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My Rib<\/strong><\/td>\nBoo-Boo & Yogi<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
You Wore Me Down<\/strong><\/td>\nNo Refunds – No Returns<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
You Jump, I Jump<\/strong><\/td>\nProperty Of ________<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Woot! Woot!<\/strong><\/td>\nI Love You More Than Pizza<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Two Peas<\/strong><\/td>\nDOH!<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
One Ring To Rule My Bra<\/strong><\/td>\nDo Not Remove<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Love & Junk<\/strong><\/td>\n#1 Headache Cure<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m In It For The Sex<\/strong><\/td>\nSucker<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
“That’s What” -She<\/strong><\/td>\nWhat’s Yours Is Mine<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
His: I Love You – Hers: I Know<\/strong><\/td>\nFor Real?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
“Aliens”<\/strong><\/td>\nYOLO<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Deez Nuts?<\/strong><\/td>\nLike A Boss<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ermahgerd<\/strong><\/td>\nOne Does Not Simply Get Married<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
O RLY?<\/strong><\/td>\nChallenge Accepted<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bitch Please<\/strong><\/td>\nNO.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do It. Do It NOW!<\/strong><\/td>\nHuman Level: Married<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
True Story<\/strong><\/td>\nWho’s Sorry Now?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Embrace It!<\/strong><\/td>\nGenius<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I Shit You Not<\/strong><\/td>\nTill The Wheels Fall Off<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
You Ruins It<\/strong><\/td>\nThe Key To The Chastity Belt<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A Deals a Deal<\/strong><\/td>\nFinders Keepers<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bow Chicka Bow Wow<\/strong><\/td>\nWhat Happened In Vegas…<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Roll With Me<\/strong><\/td>\nMay The Force Be With Us<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Let’s Look For Dragons<\/strong><\/td>\nHis: Big Spoon – Hers: Little Spoon<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mac & Cheese<\/strong><\/td>\nIf Removed Alarm Will Sound<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Stick Finger Here<\/strong><\/td>\nMy Husband Is Hot<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Not For Pawning<\/strong><\/td>\nTwo Wishes Left<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Make Me A Sammich<\/strong><\/td>\nAs Long As We Have Snacks<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I Pick The Cute Blond<\/strong><\/td>\nGotcha!<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To Love, Honor, & Irritate<\/strong><\/td>\nGood Morning Gorgeous<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Yes! DUH!<\/strong><\/td>\nI Love You Butthead<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hey Girl<\/strong><\/td>\nWOW! Such Vows<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Soon<\/strong><\/td>\nDat Ass<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Don’t Even Think About It<\/strong><\/td>\nYou Had Me At Hola!<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
BAM!<\/strong><\/td>\nBloody Hell<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
So Worth It<\/strong><\/td>\nYour Safety Rope<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pinky Swear<\/strong><\/td>\nSimmer Down & Pucker Up<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Damn DNA Tests<\/strong><\/td>\nYou Don’t Say?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do Or Do Not. There Is No Try<\/strong><\/td>\nHis: Frankenstein – Hers: Bride of Frankenstein<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
That Awkward Moment When…<\/strong><\/td>\nSame Wife – New Ring<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Why So Serious?<\/strong><\/td>\nLOL<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hook, Line & Sinker<\/strong><\/td>\nMarry Me Dork<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
As You Wish<\/strong><\/td>\nMake It So<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My Gift To You Is Myself<\/strong><\/td>\nWhen In Doubt, Cuddle<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I Liked It, Put A Ring On It!<\/strong><\/td>\nYou’re A Lucky Man<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Resistance Is Futile<\/strong><\/td>\nI Love Me<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Deal With It<\/strong><\/td>\nGoing Once, Going Twice, SOLD!<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Alrighty Then…<\/strong><\/td>\nRAWR!!<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

\nIf you have More to Add to the List<\/strong>, leave them in the Comments <\/strong>below. <\/p>\n

I’m Sure People will Enjoy it!<\/h2>\n

\nCheers! :)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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