{"id":14988,"date":"2023-10-03T07:00:19","date_gmt":"2023-10-03T11:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=14988"},"modified":"2023-10-03T08:31:19","modified_gmt":"2023-10-03T12:31:19","slug":"buy-her-carrot-earrings-instead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/buy-her-carrot-earrings-instead\/","title":{"rendered":"BUY HER CARROT EARRINGS INSTEAD&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"blog-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Buy-Her-Carrot-Earrings-Instead-Of-Carat-Earrings.gif\" alt=\"Buy Her Carrot Earrings Instead Of Carat Earrings\" title=\"Buy Her Carrot Earrings Instead Of Carat Earrings\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-14989\" \/><\/div>\n<h2>Har Har!<\/h2>\n<p>\nOh, <strong>the practical joker that I am<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\nProbably gets me in the <strong>dog house<\/strong> more than anything&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>But I can&#8217;t help it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>It&#8217;s who I am.<\/h2>\n<p>\nFor when she tells me that she wants &#8220;<strong>carat<\/strong>&#8221; earrings&#8230; I get her &#8220;<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3EXZAnQ\">carrots<\/a>&#8221; instead.<\/p>\n<p><h2>Prank gift? You bet.<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>Funny&#8230; absolutely.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\nCarrots are perfect for a <strong>birthday<\/strong>, anniversary, <strong>mother&#8217;s day<\/strong>, valentine&#8217;s, <strong>sweetest day<\/strong>, or even Christmas. <\/p>\n<p><h2>Just imagine her face&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>\n&#8220;<strong>You always said you wanted carats&#8230; I got you two.<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><h2>Until she sees these carrots instead&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>\n<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3EXZAnQ\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Carrot-Earrings.jpg\" alt=\"Carrot Earrings\" title=\"Carrot Earrings\" width=\"640\" height=\"850\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14990\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Carrot-Earrings.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Carrot-Earrings-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><h2>Get them all here:<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3EXZAnQ\">Carrot earrings on Amazon<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/search?q=carrot%20earrings&#038;ref=search_bar\">Carrot earrings on Etsy<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\nAnd&#8230; It does probably help if you actually do <strong>buy her the real diamond studs as well<\/strong>&#8230; You know&#8230; <strong>Just because.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>Carrots are fun.<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>Orange.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\nBut <strong>they don&#8217;t sparkle<\/strong> like a diamond.<\/p>\n<p>\nSo pick up a pair of <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1VUMoVb\">real carrot studs here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nAnd stick them in the ears of a <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1QyJmy6\">teddy bear<\/a>. <strong>Now that&#8217;s adorable<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\nShe&#8217;ll forget all about those funny carrot earrings.<\/p>\n<p><h2>Well, maybe.<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>Cheers! :)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Har Har! Oh, the practical joker that I am. Probably gets me in the dog house more than anything&#8230; But I can&#8217;t help it. It&#8217;s who I am. 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