{"id":16693,"date":"2024-02-07T08:00:26","date_gmt":"2024-02-07T13:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=16693"},"modified":"2024-02-07T09:33:20","modified_gmt":"2024-02-07T14:33:20","slug":"the-moon-ring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/the-moon-ring\/","title":{"rendered":"THE MOON RING"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Funny<\/div>\n

This stinks.<\/h2>\n

\nOr should I say, it doesn’t… YET! HA!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nFor it’s a fake engagement ring<\/a> that farts<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Seriously.<\/h2>\n

\nFirst imagine her eyes when she sees a ring box<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

\nAnd then imagine her surprise when she opens that box, sees a plastic man bent over exposing his derriere<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

and it farts.<\/h2>\n

\nIt farts when you open the box<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nTalk about a hoot<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

Or a toot.<\/h2>\n

\nIt’s a prank engagement ring<\/a> that brings tears to my eyes…<\/p>\n

\nPlus, it makes my sides hurt<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

I’m such a sucker for pranks and gags…<\/h2>\n

\nIf you are to, get this ring<\/a>…<\/p>\n

\nJust make sure you back it up with a real one<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

Right?<\/h2>\n

\nLike these awesome engagement rings at James Allen<\/a>…<\/p>\n

\nNothing cheeky about those<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nCheers! :)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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