{"id":17973,"date":"2022-11-15T06:00:10","date_gmt":"2022-11-15T11:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=17973"},"modified":"2023-07-01T09:36:22","modified_gmt":"2023-07-01T13:36:22","slug":"lump-of-coal-in-a-ring-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/lump-of-coal-in-a-ring-box\/","title":{"rendered":"LUMP OF COAL IN A RING BOX"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"blog-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Lump-Of-Coal-In-A-Ring-Box.gif\" alt=\"lump of coal in a ring box\" title=\"lump of coal in a ring box\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-17974\" \/><\/div>\n<h2>So Naughty!<\/h2>\n<p>\nHave a Girl who is <strong>pressing to get Engaged?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\nLooking for something to <strong>tide her over???<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>How about a Lump of Coal?<\/h2>\n<p>\nA <strong>lump of coal in a RING BOX<\/strong>, that is. <\/p>\n<p>\nHA, her <strong>face will light<\/strong> up under the Christmas Tree for sure!<\/p>\n<p>(just wear your <strong>suit of armor<\/strong>)<\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>All jokes aside<\/strong>, she may <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2gsLbCl\">really deserve a lump of coal<\/a>, who knows.<\/p>\n<p><h2>If this is your girl&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>Get her one of these!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>Coal is Diamond, right?<\/h2>\n<p><p><a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2gsLbCl\">HA, See ALL the Lumps of Coal HERE!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>Cheers! :)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>So Naughty! Have a Girl who is pressing to get Engaged? Looking for something to tide her over??? How about a Lump of Coal? A lump of coal in a RING BOX, that is. HA, <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/lump-of-coal-in-a-ring-box\/\" title=\"LUMP OF COAL IN A RING BOX\">[Read More&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17974,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,4],"tags":[392,390,446,447,448],"class_list":["post-17973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-engagement","category-jewelry","tag-christmas-gift","tag-gag-gift","tag-lump-of-coal","tag-ring-box","tag-rude-gift"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17973"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17973\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}