{"id":18894,"date":"2017-03-17T08:59:28","date_gmt":"2017-03-17T12:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=18894"},"modified":"2024-01-17T17:00:13","modified_gmt":"2024-01-17T22:00:13","slug":"tell-time-with-a-turd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/tell-time-with-a-turd\/","title":{"rendered":"TELL TIME WITH A TURD"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Tell<\/div>\n

Push the Poop…<\/h2>\n

\nOkay, that’s graphic<\/strong>, but so are Emoji<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nAnd in this case…<\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s Accurate!<\/h2>\n

\nIt’s an Emoji Turd Wrist Watch<\/a>, that’s Funny, Cute, and Perfect for Kids<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nMade for Girls<\/strong>, no doubt…<\/p>\n

With Stealth Time!<\/h2>\n

\nYou see, you Tell Time<\/strong> by pushing on the Turd’s Face. The Face Lights up to reveal the Hour and Minutes<\/strong>. <\/p>\n

See the Turd below…<\/h2>\n

\n\"Tell<\/p>\n

With LCD Technology<\/strong>, a Sturdy, Stretchy Silicone Strap Band<\/strong> that’s Adjustable<\/strong>, it also comes with a BONUS <\/strong>Unique Sticker that you can use anywhere.<\/p>\n

Sounds like a FUN Time to me…<\/h2>\n

\nChildren Ages 3 and up will LOVE it<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nGet your Turd Wrist Watch HERE!<\/a><\/p>\n

\nPLOP! :)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Push the Poop… Okay, that’s graphic, but so are Emoji. And in this case… It’s Accurate! It’s an Emoji Turd Wrist Watch, that’s Funny, Cute, and Perfect for Kids. Made for Girls, no doubt… With [Read More…]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18896,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jewelry","category-watches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18894"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18894\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}