{"id":23515,"date":"2018-05-09T09:54:08","date_gmt":"2018-05-09T13:54:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=23515"},"modified":"2024-01-17T11:36:41","modified_gmt":"2024-01-17T16:36:41","slug":"the-most-expensive-watch-on-amazon-is-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/the-most-expensive-watch-on-amazon-is-a-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"THE MOST EXPENSIVE WATCH ON AMAZON IS A JOKE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"blog-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/The-Most-Expensive-Wrist-Watch-On-Amazon-Is-A-Joke.gif\" alt=\"The Most Expensive Wrist Watch on Amazon is Funny\" title=\"The Most Expensive Wrist Watch on Amazon is Funny\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-23517\" \/><\/div>\n<h2>Oh Man&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>This watch<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\nNot only does it have one <strong>crazy ass price<\/strong>, but it&#8217;s actually <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2I8k7Hd\">the most expensive watch on Amazon<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><h2>WHY?<\/h2>\n<p>\nI don&#8217;t know if they <strong>input the price wrong<\/strong> (I&#8217;m guessing), or if they really think <strong>someone will spend that much<\/strong>&#8230; No matter, it&#8217;s all <strong>wrong<\/strong>, not worth any of that <strong>insane price tag<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><h2>I mean, the Watch is Gold-Tone!<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>Not even SOLID gold<\/strong>&#8230; It&#8217;s <strong>plated<\/strong> (which I believe would wear off pretty darn quick).<\/p>\n<p><h2>The Description is Better.<\/h2>\n<p>\nHaving <strong>a LARGE green dial<\/strong> (and I <strong>LOVE <\/strong>a green dial), a <strong>Japanese quartz movement<\/strong>, multi-function dials, a <strong>scratch resistant glass<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><h2>All at one &#8220;AFFORDABLE&#8221; Price&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>LOL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>Affordable? WHAT?<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>W H A T ? ? ? ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>This Watch Sells for $40,537.84<\/h2>\n<p>\n(But you do get <strong>FREE shipping!<\/strong>)<\/p>\n<p>\nFor a gold plated, <strong>battery operated watch?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>Are they nuts?<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>Evidently so&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2I8k7Hd\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Expensive-Green-Dial-Wrist-Watch-For-40-Thousand.jpg\" alt=\"Most Expensive Hilarious Watch on Amazon\" title=\"Most Expensive Hilarious Watch on Amazon\" width=\"640\" height=\"546\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23516\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Expensive-Green-Dial-Wrist-Watch-For-40-Thousand.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Expensive-Green-Dial-Wrist-Watch-For-40-Thousand-100x85.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Expensive-Green-Dial-Wrist-Watch-For-40-Thousand-300x256.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nI truly have a feeling it should be <strong>selling for $100 or less<\/strong>, like these <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2FZkKB4\">green dial watches<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n<h2>And the Reviews are Awesome:<\/h2>\n<p>\nWait until you read some of <strong>these REAL reviews on Amazon<\/strong> (okay, people made these up <strong>for a joke<\/strong>, but they really are posted)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Nice watch, but stopped a month after purchase replaced battery but no luck, I&#8217;ll use as a nice paperweight.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Bought this to have an obnoxiously large watch on my wrist. This product fulfills this desire completely. It looks just like the picture &#8211; finish and shine &#8211; but you don&#8217;t appreciate the size until you open the package&#8230;and gulp.<\/p>\n<p>The downside are the upper &#038; lower exposed buttons. They are unprotected, and contrary to indications do NOT unscrew from the watch body for setting. They&#8217;re just buttons &#8211; which means wrist flexion pushes them and messes with the settings. But it keeps good time.<\/p>\n<p>If you want a big &#8211; I mean BIG &#8211; watch then this fits the bill. Did I mention it&#8217;s BIG?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I bought this as a gift for my boyfriend. I hate it because I think it looks cheap, he seems to love it and that&#8217;s why I gave it four stars. I think it sort of looks like something a second rate mobster would wear&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It is a big watch and I like it! I had to take it to remove a couple of links and it fits my wrist fine. I wish it was automatic but I will take it. I really like the green face.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When I opened the box the watch was out of its box and the bad was all scraped up and way to big also it scrapes extremely easy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When they say large they&#8217;re not kidding.. This watch is really large and can come off as a bit gaudy in some cases. Still it&#8217;s a pretty design and layout.. Just wish it was a bit smaller.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I have a collection of over 2 dozen fine watches, including: Seiko, Pulsar, Omega, Nixon and Zodiac. This is my first Kronigswerk and it is great. I have gotten more comments on it than any of my others. And, it is the least expensive watch I have. It is a large, heavy watch, which fits me fine, but, I wouldn&#8217;t suggest it for a small framed person.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This watch is really nice. Great weight. I didn&#8217;t realize when I bought this that it keeps the day of the week and day of the month also.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I actually thought I was going to get junk for $40.. I was so wrong. its a great timepiece. still not as good as invicta but still good. ive had it for about 4 days now and I get compliments all the time. the gold looks great except for the inside of the band. after only about 4 days of wear ive noticed the inside of the band is loosing its coloring. Then again no body can see the inside. So far it&#8217;s great.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This watch was defective so I had to return it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Nice for gift item&#8230; too gold!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I love this watch, I love the green face and the way it looks, the only thing i have had any issues with was the bottom push button that controls the date. it came off. but I still wear it because I like the looks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>Sarcastic?<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>You better believe it&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\nBut funny;<strong> YES!<\/strong> Heck, you could <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2FZWte2\">buy a beautiful rolex watch<\/a> for that price. And if you wanted a <strong>LARGE DIAL<\/strong> (and I mean <strong>large<\/strong>), get yourself an <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2rxMAiv\">Invicta watch<\/a> instead.<\/p>\n<p><p>This <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2I8k7Hd\">40G watch<\/a> is <strong>more expensive then my car<\/strong>. HA! And I even know someone who <strong>bought a house<\/strong> for that price.<\/p>\n<p><h2>Would you Spend that much for a Cheap Watch?<\/h2>\n<p>\n(<strong>Would you buy TWO?<\/strong>) HA HA HA!<\/p>\n<p>\nLet me know <strong>in the comments below<\/strong>, I&#8217;d love to hear from you.<\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>Cheers! :)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Oh Man&#8230; This watch&#8230; Not only does it have one crazy ass price, but it&#8217;s actually the most expensive watch on Amazon. WHY? I don&#8217;t know if they input the price wrong (I&#8217;m guessing), or <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/the-most-expensive-watch-on-amazon-is-a-joke\/\" title=\"THE MOST EXPENSIVE WATCH ON AMAZON IS A JOKE!\">[Read More&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23517,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fun","category-watches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23515"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23515\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}