{"id":30298,"date":"2020-04-01T09:44:53","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T13:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=30298"},"modified":"2020-04-01T09:44:53","modified_gmt":"2020-04-01T13:44:53","slug":"buy-her-a-diamond-that-matches-her-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/buy-her-a-diamond-that-matches-her-heart\/","title":{"rendered":"BUY HER A DIAMOND THAT MATCHES HER HEART"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Buy<\/div>\n

You know…<\/h2>\n

\nYou’ve probably been married to her for eons<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

\nA big ball and chain around your leg (or throat)…<\/p>\n

\nSo why not buy her a diamond that matches her heart<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nA black heart diamond that’s almost a total replica.<\/p>\n

\nSo darling…<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nShe’s not been the nicest person. No<\/strong>. You may have gone deaf purposefully. Sure<\/strong>. But she’s still yours… Every nag, every complain, every squawk from her maleficent head<\/strong>. So get her a diamond she deserves. Something dark, evil, and lifeless<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

Just like this black heart diamond below:<\/h2>\n

\n\"Buy<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n
CARAT, COLOR, INTENSITY, CERTIFICATE<\/strong><\/td>\nPRICE<\/strong><\/td>\nVIEW<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
3.04, BLACK, FANCY, GIA<\/strong><\/td>\n$6,030<\/strong><\/td>\nVIEW<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

A real beauty, isn’t it?<\/h2>\n

\nSoulless<\/strong>, hard as a rock, and made from earth’s fire and brimstone<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nIt doesn’t matter if her name is Cruella<\/strong>, Lizzie, Medusa<\/strong>, Ursula, or Mystique<\/strong>, it’s all the same.<\/p>\n

Dire, dark, and full of gloom.<\/h2>\n

\nJust like your relationship<\/strong>, the love of your life, death itself<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nBuy her something that really represents her very essence. Her reason to breath<\/strong> (or rasp). A heart. A big and black heart that lasts forever<\/strong>. Just like the curse she brought into your life.<\/p>\n

\nSee it here at James Allen<\/a>, and show her what she really means.<\/p>\n

\nEvery point. Every facet. Every polished girdle and base<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

\nOf course, you know I’m just jesting. It is April Fools<\/strong> after all. But April Fools or not, this is a real diamond, and you can really buy it.<\/p>\n

\nSo whether it matches her heart, well, that’s for you to decide<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nShe may be a little goth<\/strong>. Right? Nothing wrong with that. Unless it comes with a crooked nose and a wart…<\/p>\n

\nAll in all, enjoy the day, we all need a good laugh<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nCheers! :)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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