{"id":32063,"date":"2023-02-13T09:47:51","date_gmt":"2023-02-13T14:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=32063"},"modified":"2023-07-01T08:44:48","modified_gmt":"2023-07-01T12:44:48","slug":"dog-turd-pendant-prank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/dog-turd-pendant-prank\/","title":{"rendered":"DOG TURD PENDANT PRANK"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"blog-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Dog-Turd-Pendant-Prank.gif\" alt=\"DOG TURD PENDANT PRANK\" title=\"DOG TURD PENDANT PRANK\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-32064\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking up turd gifts on Google (you know, because Valentines), and I come across a pendant that&#8217;s not a pendant, but a prank.<\/p>\n<p><h2>WHAT?<\/h2>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s <strong>prank mail<\/strong> that you can send to someone totally <strong>anonymous<\/strong>. It&#8217;s sent as shown, in no other box or packaging, meant solely to embarrass them&#8230; <strong>Like they really ordered a turd pendant<\/strong>. LOL.<\/p>\n<p><h2>Take a peek:<\/h2>\n<p>\n<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/designdoggie.com\/products\/dog-turd-pendant-embarrassing-prank-envelope-gets-mailed-directly-to-your-victims-100-anonymously\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Dog-Turd-Pendant-Prank.jpg\" alt=\"DOG TURD PENDANT PRANK\" title=\"DOG TURD PENDANT PRANK\" width=\"640\" height=\"700\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-32065\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Dog-Turd-Pendant-Prank.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Dog-Turd-Pendant-Prank-274x300.jpg 274w, https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Dog-Turd-Pendant-Prank-91x100.jpg 91w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nOf course it&#8217;s <strong>not a real turd<\/strong>, nor a real pendant, it&#8217;s just a gag gift, nothing more. They&#8217;ll never know who sent it. And inside the bubble mailer is a postcard which reads &#8220;<strong>You&#8217;ve been pranked!<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><h2>HA!<\/h2>\n<p>\nThe URL kills me: <strong>poo-poo-looks-good-on-you.com<\/strong> :)<\/p>\n<p>\n<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/designdoggie.com\/products\/dog-turd-pendant-embarrassing-prank-envelope-gets-mailed-directly-to-your-victims-100-anonymously\">Get this dog turd pendant prank here!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>P.S.<\/strong> <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/designdoggie.com\/\">This store<\/a> also has <strong>tons of other pranks<\/strong>, which I can&#8217;t show here. <strong>HA!<\/strong> You may want to check them out. But be warned, they&#8217;re <strong>adult<\/strong>. :)<\/p>\n<p>\nHave a <strong>turdy Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>P.P.S.<\/strong> If you really want turds for V-Day, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/search?q=dog+turd&#038;ref=search_bar\">see the dog droppings here on Etsy.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I&#8217;m looking up turd gifts on Google (you know, because Valentines), and I come across a pendant that&#8217;s not a pendant, but a prank. WHAT? It&#8217;s prank mail that you can send to someone totally <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/dog-turd-pendant-prank\/\" title=\"DOG TURD PENDANT PRANK\">[Read More&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":32064,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,4],"tags":[851,852,853],"class_list":["post-32063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fun","category-jewelry","tag-dog-turd-pendant","tag-prank-mail","tag-turd-gag-gift"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32063"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32063"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32063\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}