{"id":8842,"date":"2015-07-21T08:46:37","date_gmt":"2015-07-21T12:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=8842"},"modified":"2015-07-21T08:53:30","modified_gmt":"2015-07-21T12:53:30","slug":"the-three-stages-of-rings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/the-three-stages-of-rings\/","title":{"rendered":"THE THREE RINGS OF MARRIAGE"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"blog-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/The-Three-Rings-Of-Marriage.gif\" alt=\"The Three Rings Of Marriage: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering!\" title=\"The Three Rings Of Marriage: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering!\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-8846\" \/><\/div>\n<p>This is an Old Joke as Created by <strong>Aeschylus<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><h2>JOKE<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>Marriage is Nothing but a 3 Ring Circus:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\nFirst the <strong>Engagement Ring<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd then the <strong>Wedding Ring<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd then <strong>SUFFERING!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>HA!<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>Abbott and Costello<\/strong> even did a <strong>Comedy Skit<\/strong> about it here&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4MISfS0m0KI?rel=0&amp;showinfo=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\nAnd while it really is Humorous in every way, for many couples&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><h2>It&#8217;s the TRUTH!<\/h2>\n<p>\nYou see, before the Wedding, it&#8217;s all about Romance and Love and Flowers and Dates and Gifts and <strong>Sweet Nothings in your Ear<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd then all that gets thrown out the window once the Priest Officially Declares you <strong>Man and Wife<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\nThen it&#8217;s all Kids, Dogs, Education, <strong>Financial Difficulties<\/strong>, Mother In Laws, Wrinkles, Gray Hair, and <strong>Weight Gain<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\nOkay, maybe that&#8217;s Harsh, there&#8217;s probably a <strong>Cat<\/strong> in there too&#8230; <strong>But you get my Point<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p><h2>It all starts to Roll Down Hill&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>\nBut it doesn&#8217;t need to be this way.<\/p>\n<p>\nFor I have a Surefire way to <strong>Keep Love Alive!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>It&#8217;s Called &#8220;Diamonds&#8221;<\/h2>\n<p>\n<strong>That&#8217;s Right!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>DIAMONDS<\/h2>\n<p>\nDiamonds are truly the only Gift you could ever give that will <strong>Literally Last Forever<\/strong> (other than <strong>Herpes<\/strong>).<\/p>\n<p>\nThat&#8217;s why Diamonds are used as the Engagement Ring Stone. <strong>It&#8217;s Everlasting<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\nDiamonds are a Symbol of Endurance, Commitment, Time, <strong>Tradition<\/strong>&#8230; One that will live on and get passed down from Generation to Generation. <\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s  <strong>Endless<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s  <strong>Durable<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s  <strong>Romantic<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s  <strong>Sentimental<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s a Sparkle in her Eye and a Flutter in her Heart&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\nDiamonds are the Perfect way to say &#8220;<strong>I LOVE YOU!<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><h2>When was the Last time you Said that?<\/h2>\n<p>\nDiamonds are all of this <strong>AND MORE!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>They Get you out of the Dog House!<\/h2>\n<p>\nThey Bring a Smile to her Face. <\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>A Tear to her Eye<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\nThey Bring Hugs and Laughter and <strong>LOVE!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\nAnd it doesn&#8217;t need to be <strong>Expensive<\/strong>. There are Countless Deals on Diamonds that will <strong>keep her Smiling FOREVER!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\nWhether it be Rings, Bracelets, Earrings, Whatever&#8230; <strong>Diamonds Work Wonders!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\nPendants, Anklets, Toe Rings, even <strong>Nose Rings<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><h2>It Doesn&#8217;t Matter!<\/h2>\n<p>\nMake it Big. Make it Bling. <strong>Make it FUN!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><h2>Keep the &#8220;Suffering&#8221; AWAY!<\/h2>\n<p>\n<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/s\/?_encoding=UTF8&#038;bbn=11635359011&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;lo=fashion-womens-jewelry&#038;pf_rd_i=11720404011&#038;pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&#038;pf_rd_p=2130797142&#038;pf_rd_r=10XKQ71QGDQ2A4MFX60T&#038;pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-3&#038;pf_rd_t=101&#038;rh=i%3Afashion-womens-jewelry%2Cn%3A7141123011%2Cn%3A11635359011%2Cn%3A7147440011%2Cn%3A7192394011%2Cp_6%3AATVPDKIKX0DER&#038;tag=jewelry-secrets-20&#038;linkId=Z5YD7676R42Q64QG\">Check out some Great Diamond Gifts TODAY!<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=jewelry-secrets-20&#038;l=ur2&#038;o=1\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>Now&#8230; <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>Where&#8217;s that Circus?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>This is an Old Joke as Created by Aeschylus: JOKE Marriage is Nothing but a 3 Ring Circus: First the Engagement Ring. And then the Wedding Ring. And then SUFFERING! HA! Abbott and Costello even <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/the-three-stages-of-rings\/\" title=\"THE THREE RINGS OF MARRIAGE\">[Read More&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8846,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,10,28,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diamonds","category-engagement","category-fun","category-jewelry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8842"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8842\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}