{"id":9984,"date":"2015-08-19T08:58:04","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T12:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/?p=9984"},"modified":"2015-08-19T08:58:04","modified_gmt":"2015-08-19T12:58:04","slug":"an-amazon-watch-review-that-will-make-you-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelry-secrets.com\/Blog\/an-amazon-watch-review-that-will-make-you-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"AN AMAZON WATCH REVIEW THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Funny<\/div>\n

LMAO!<\/h2>\n

\nOkay, Ditch the Diamond Training<\/strong>, it’s time for some Humor<\/strong>! :)<\/p>\n

\nVery Expensive Humor at that…<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nPicture a Breguet Classic Men’s Wrist Watch on Sale at Amazon<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

\nAnd if you don’t know what a Breguet Watch is, there’s probably a Really Good Reason<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

They Sell For $154,299.00<\/h2>\n

\nIt’s not something you’d see on a Shopping Spree to Target!<\/strong> :)<\/p>\n

Oh No!<\/h2>\n

\nBreguet is a Swiss Manufacturer of Luxury Watches<\/strong>. They are the Pioneer of Numerous Watch-Making Technologies, the most Notable being the Tourbillon<\/strong>. And this Men’s Wrist Watch is the Classique Grande Tourbillon Messidor Watch<\/strong>, that’s Hand-Winding, Analog Display, Leather Strap, and Water Resistant up to 30 m. <\/p>\n

It truly is the Cream of the Crop!<\/h2>\n

\nRegal, Esteem<\/strong>, Elite, and Debonair<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nSo Leave it up to someone (who goes by the name of “Valannin Pantheaon Outcast<\/strong>“) to leave the most Interesting and Side-Splitting Review<\/strong> I’ve ever Read. <\/p>\n

\nThis Watch had 17 Customer Reviews and a 4 Star Rating<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

Until Valannin Showed Up…<\/h2>\n

\nHis Review takes the Cake!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nReviewed on March, 4th, 2010<\/strong>, Valannin Titles his Review:<\/p>\n

“Not Nearly Good Enough”<\/h2>\n

\n(Which is why he only gave this Spectacular Watch a One Star… Evidently, you can’t give it Zero Stars!<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

\n(And since then, Amazon has taken this item down)<\/p>\n

\nBut, there is a Screenshot as shown below<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

\nSo Prepare to be Amazed and get Ready to Laugh<\/strong>, because this Review (Again, His Words, Not Mine<\/strong>) is Crazy, Quirky, Offensive, and the Ending is Laugh Out Loud!<\/strong><\/p>\n

So Read and Weep!<\/h2>\n

\nI give you…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Breguet Tourbillon Watch Not Nearly Good Enough<\/h2>\n

\n\"Breguet<\/p>\n

Talk about a Hoot!<\/h2>\n

\nThat last line Kills me!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n(Also, The Package Was Really Hard To Open<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

\nNot to Mention the Binary Language… :)<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nI Hoped you Enjoyed it as much as I did. It was Good for a Laugh<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\nIf you want to see this Watch in Person, jump on over to the eBay Auction HERE!<\/a> (It was the only place I could find Online Selling this Watch<\/strong>).<\/p>\n

\nAnd Hey, it’s just your Day<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

It’s on Sale for just $131,495.00<\/h2>\n

\n(You SAVE <\/strong>$22,705.00)<\/p>\n

\nJust think of how many Electro-Shock Systems<\/a> you could Buy with that. <\/p>\n

\nHA! Cheers! :)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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