THE 12 DAYS OF DIAMONDS

We all know The 12 Days of Christmas…

Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves…

And YES, we’ve all Heard of other Famous Renditions like, Bob and Doug’s 12 Days of Christmas (and a Beer), Twisted Sister’s 12 Days, and of Course, John Denver and the Muppets!

(Miss Piggy and her “FIVEEEEEEE Golden Rings!“)

But do you know what the “REAL” 12 Days of Christmas Actually Are?

I Didn’t!

I looked it up.

I was Surprised!

I had always thought that the 12 Days of Christmas were the 12 Days BEFORE Christmas (starting Today, on the 13th). Wait, was it 12 Days BEFORE Christmas, or was the 12th Day Christmas???

See, always Confusing!

And even more Confusing when you find out that Christmas is actually the FIRST Day of Christmas!

WHAT?

Yes, the 12 Days of Christmas are the 12 Days starting with Christmas and going all the way through to January 5th (that’s the 12th Day of Christmas).

WEIRD, EH?

Now you could go out and Buy all those Crazy Gifts (Really Meant to Represent Jesus), but Good Luck on the 8 Maids a Milking…

NOPE!

INSTEAD…

I have a Better Idea!

The 12 Days of Diamonds!

Buy her a Different Diamond Piece for Every 12 Days of Christmas…

Now they don’t have to be Big, or Expensive, but something Dazzling and Dainty, and of course, Beautiful!

Diamonds can be the 12 Days of Diamonds, and it’s Much Better than getting her 9 Geese a Laying…

Right? ;)