FUNNY RING ENGRAVING QUOTES

Prankster?

Comedian?

Jokester?

Want a Little Laughter?

A Little Fun?

Then don’t be that Boring Blah Person that Engraves the Same Old Quote that Everyone Else Engraves… You know “Love John“, “R & T“, “I Heart You“, “Together Forever“…

BAH!

Everybody Has Those!

I’m Talking Something Different. Something Cute, Funny, Sassy, Witty, Current , Cool and Crazy…

Something only You and Your Better Half will Appreciate.

After all, you are Chained Together for all of Eternity…

Right?

So Loosen up that Tie, Kick off those Heels, it’s time to Make Some Smiles.

Spread Some Joy. Spread some Peanut Butter. Tell your Soulmate that THIS is what to Expect for the Rest of your Life! :)

So let’s get to it…

The Best, Most Fun, Hilarious, Insane Quotes, Plus some MEMES to Make you Happy! Engrave these in your Engagement Ring or Wedding Band and let the Laughter Begin.

Enjoy!

Funny Ring Quotes:

Oh Hell No!	Derp!
Put Me Back On!	U Just Got Rick Rolled
The Better Half	So Close…
Wait. WHAT?	I Regret Nothing
I Haz A Happee	Better Than Bacon
No Take Backs	Hump Day Everyday
Boobs & Poops	His: Master – Hers: Slave
Good Luck	Hot Wifey Award
DAFUQ?	Mine, Mine, All Mine!
Happy Wife, Happy Life	Ditto
Shit Just Got Real	Hold My Purse
Wat?	Happy Now?
Best I Can Do	Do I Have To Wear Pants?
Wassup Haters	Kiss Me Fool
I See What You Did There	I Call Dibs
His: Couch Potato 1 – Hers: Couch Potato 2	Is It D Day?
You Sleep? Or Nah?	Trophy Wife
To Be Continued…	Race You To The Shower
My Rib	Boo-Boo & Yogi
You Wore Me Down	No Refunds – No Returns
You Jump, I Jump	Property Of ________
Woot! Woot!	I Love You More Than Pizza
Two Peas	DOH!
One Ring To Rule My Bra	Do Not Remove
Love & Junk	#1 Headache Cure
I’m In It For The Sex	Sucker
“That’s What” -She	What’s Yours Is Mine
His: I Love You – Hers: I Know	For Real?
“Aliens”	YOLO
Deez Nuts?	Like A Boss
Ermahgerd	One Does Not Simply Get Married
O RLY?	Challenge Accepted
Bitch Please	NO.
Do It. Do It NOW!	Human Level: Married
True Story	Who’s Sorry Now?
Embrace It!	Genius
I Shit You Not	Till The Wheels Fall Off
You Ruins It	The Key To The Chastity Belt
A Deals a Deal	Finders Keepers
Bow Chicka Bow Wow	What Happened In Vegas…
Roll With Me	May The Force Be With Us
Let’s Look For Dragons	His: Big Spoon – Hers: Little Spoon
Mac & Cheese	If Removed Alarm Will Sound
Stick Finger Here	My Husband Is Hot
Not For Pawning	Two Wishes Left
Make Me A Sammich	As Long As We Have Snacks
I Pick The Cute Blond	Gotcha!
To Love, Honor, & Irritate	Good Morning Gorgeous
Yes! DUH!	I Love You Butthead
Hey Girl	WOW! Such Vows
Soon	Dat Ass
Don’t Even Think About It	You Had Me At Hola!
BAM!	Bloody Hell
So Worth It	Your Safety Rope
Pinky Swear	Simmer Down & Pucker Up
Damn DNA Tests	You Don’t Say?
Do Or Do Not. There Is No Try	His: Frankenstein – Hers: Bride of Frankenstein
That Awkward Moment When…	Same Wife – New Ring
Why So Serious?	LOL
Hook, Line & Sinker	Marry Me Dork
As You Wish	Make It So
My Gift To You Is Myself	When In Doubt, Cuddle
I Liked It, Put A Ring On It!	You’re A Lucky Man
Resistance Is Futile	I Love Me
Deal With It	Going Once, Going Twice, SOLD!
Alrighty Then…	RAWR!!

If you have More to Add to the List, leave them in the Comments below.

I’m Sure People will Enjoy it!

Cheers! :)