BUY HER CARROT EARRINGS INSTEAD…

SHE SAYS SHE WANTS "CARAT" EARRINGS... BUY HER "CARROTS" INSTEAD!

Posted on October 3, 2023 by Richard Scott

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Buy Her Carrot Earrings Instead Of Carat Earrings

Har Har!

Oh, the practical joker that I am.

Probably gets me in the dog house more than anything…

But I can’t help it.

It’s who I am.

For when she tells me that she wants “carat” earrings… I get her “carrots” instead.

Prank gift? You bet.

Funny… absolutely.

Carrots are perfect for a birthday, anniversary, mother’s day, valentine’s, sweetest day, or even Christmas.

Just imagine her face…

“You always said you wanted carats… I got you two.”

Until she sees these carrots instead…

Get them all here:

And… It does probably help if you actually do buy her the real diamond studs as well… You know… Just because.

Carrots are fun.

Orange.

But they don’t sparkle like a diamond.

So pick up a pair of real carrot studs here.

And stick them in the ears of a teddy bear. Now that’s adorable.

She’ll forget all about those funny carrot earrings.

Well, maybe.

Cheers! :)