BUY HER CARROT EARRINGS INSTEAD…
SHE SAYS SHE WANTS "CARAT" EARRINGS... BUY HER "CARROTS" INSTEAD!
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Har Har!
Oh, the practical joker that I am.
Probably gets me in the dog house more than anything…
But I can’t help it.
It’s who I am.
For when she tells me that she wants “carat” earrings… I get her “carrots” instead.
Prank gift? You bet.
Funny… absolutely.
Carrots are perfect for a birthday, anniversary, mother’s day, valentine’s, sweetest day, or even Christmas.
Just imagine her face…
“You always said you wanted carats… I got you two.”
Until she sees these carrots instead…
Get them all here:
And… It does probably help if you actually do buy her the real diamond studs as well… You know… Just because.
Carrots are fun.
Orange.
But they don’t sparkle like a diamond.
So pick up a pair of real carrot studs here.
And stick them in the ears of a teddy bear. Now that’s adorable.
She’ll forget all about those funny carrot earrings.
Well, maybe.
Cheers! :)